life tips

amazing life tips

  • get into the habit of getting rid of things you don’t like.
  • get into the habit of buying a blender and making infinite smoothies for the rest of your life. amen

my wishes

  • i would like to put more cowards inside character costumes. that’s when they really shine.
  • i don’t want to die alone but i don’t want to live with people related to me or anyone who is related to anyone. advice please.

whore smack roll

that thing where a girl my age wants to go out with me after work and ends up at a dive bar because i am actually a 50 year old man

Sasha is over Pokemon, y’all.

pokemon sasha corgi basenji

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"The important thing is to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become."

It is time to sacrifice my human form and become a pizza.

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