life tips

amazing life tips

  • get into the habit of getting rid of things you don’t like.
  • get into the habit of buying a blender and making infinite smoothies for the rest of your life. amen

my wishes

  • i would like to put more cowards inside character costumes. that’s when they really shine.
  • i don’t want to die alone but i don’t want to live with people related to me or anyone who is related to anyone. advice please.

whore smack roll

that thing where a girl my age wants to go out with me after work and ends up at a dive bar because i am actually a 50 year old man

Sasha is over Pokemon, y’all.

pokemon sasha corgi basenji


"The important thing is to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become."

It is time to sacrifice my human form and become a pizza.